Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

 Sylvia Plath (via feellng)

(Source: feellng)

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
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frisson-schism:

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this. It’s just so pretty.

(Source: neddle)